Lap Bird

At an animal shelter, a staff member introduces a skeptical couple to a giant, menacing bird with a massive beak and sharp talons behind cage bars. She describes him as mostly a lap bird who needs a yard big enough to bury his victims.
At an animal shelter, a staff member introduces a skeptical couple to a giant, menacing bird with a massive beak and sharp talons behind cage bars. She describes him as mostly a lap bird who needs a yard big enough to bury his victims.
Chapters: Animals, Modern Life
Tags: animal shelter, bird, dark humor, giant bird, lap bird, pet adoption, unusual pets
Characters: Giant bird
Locations: Animal shelter