Walk the Fish | Single-Panel Cartoons

A single-panel cartoon showing two large crows sitting on a railing while watching a tired man in pajamas wheel garbage and recycling bins to the curb in a suburban neighborhood. One crow says, “Each week, they perform this ritual. Wheeling their offerings to the curb and avoiding eye contact.”

Curbside Ritual

A single-panel cartoon showing two cheetah police officers hiding behind bushes beside a road in the savannah. One officer points a radar gun at a running gazelle and says, “Clocked him at sixty five… but honestly I’m just too bloated from lunch to initiate pursuit.”

A single-panel cartoon set inside a library. A goat librarian wearing glasses, a cardigan, and a tie sits behind a desk with crumbs scattered around a partially eaten old book. Another goat stands in front of the desk while the librarian says, “I highly recommend the 19th century literature section. The bindings have a nice earthy texture with a hint of leather.”

A single-panel cartoon showing a suburban driveway where a man sprays water from a garden hose onto a giant squid sitting beside him. He says, “He followed me home from the aquarium, honey. Can we keep him?” His unimpressed wife stands in the garage doorway with her arms crossed.

A single-panel cartoon showing two dolphins floating in the ocean beside a large cruise ship. One dolphin says, “I almost feel sorry for them. Nothing to do but bake in the sun and wait for the next port. There is a chocolate fountain though…” The sky is bright blue with simple white clouds.

Chocolate Fountain

Invasion Logistics

Ethically Sourced

A pair of bison casually block traffic in a national park while enjoying the increasingly angry reactions from tourists trapped behind them.

Two zoo workers quietly decide to pretend a random seagull inside the tropical bird enclosure belongs there.

Tropical Paradise

Two judgmental sea lions watch a tourist stroll by in socks and sandals, questioning the confidence required to approve that outfit in the mirror.

Tourist Quality

Free Range Marshmallows

Breakfast Tactics

Unsocial Butterflies

Napoleon Bonaparte discovers that airport security has very little respect for historical fashion choices.

Jurassic Period

Recruiting Strategy