Cartoon Archives

A mother gives her daughter some practical advice before a praying mantis honeymoon.

At Pumpkin Spice Anonymous, one woman admits just how far she’ll go when she needs her fall fix.

A pirate crew discovers the one thing you really don’t want aboard a ship sailing across the Sea of Carbonation.

Even Noah’s Ark had boarding zones.

Even Antarctic real estate has its selling points.

Contract negotiations can get a little tense.

A trip to the essential oils store raises one very practical question.

Martha was told she adopted a Siamese cat. Her husband has some doubts.

After millions of years, the ocean has apparently exhausted the conversation.

Keeping up with the neighbors has officially reached the pasture.

A salmon rethinks its instinct to swim upstream, joking that a mid-life crisis has him considering staying in the ocean instead.

Two detectives investigate a textbook murder scene, only to realize every clue is a distraction from the actual red herring.

Two cowboys discover a river of ranch dressing in the legendary Hidden Valley, where the trail maps claim wild buffalo wings can still be found nesting downstream.

Trevor's poker face could use a little work.

Even superheroes can't escape the fine print.

A time travelers' convention gets off to an unusual start.

Nobody knew where he came from or who invited him. By the end of the meeting, no one was willing to question either.

Two pigeons perched above a car wash patiently wait for the perfect moment, hoping the driver doesn't emerge before nature takes its course.

While riding in a golf cart, one alien explains that conquering Earth through military invasion is outdated. Instead, he proposes a familiar corporate strategy involving banks, rebranding, and outsourcing.

One lobster excitedly points out what he believes is a luxurious hot spring in the restaurant kitchen, blissfully unaware it's actually a pot of boiling water.

One hammerhead tries to stop another before history repeats itself.

Some people see a blank canvas. Others see profound meaning, and an $18,000 masterpiece.

The TV remote has evolved an extraordinary camouflage technique, allowing it to disappear into the couch cushions for weeks at a time.

Tourists gather each autumn to witness the spectacular migration of penne rigate across the skies of Northern Italy.

A flamingo discovers that a simple workplace policy can be surprisingly difficult to follow.

Two penguins engage in classic office small talk while working in Antarctica.

One grasshopper confronts another after a backyard mysteriously loses every blade of grass.

A campground ranger receives a familiar complaint when a bear reports that one family's karaoke nights have once again disrupted hibernation season.

Beachgoers receive an unusual safety announcement when a shark lifeguard urges swimmers to leave the crowded shoreline and head into deeper water.

A proud homeowner explains why his lawn looks “incredibly marbled” this year after spending the season carefully planting tiny cubes of beef throughout the yard.