Browse the complete Walk the Fish cartoon archive featuring single-panel cartoons about history, animals, science, food, travel, technology, and modern absurdity.
Free Range Marshmallows
A farm advertises “free range marshmallows,” but the reality of campfire season reveals their unfortunate fate.
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Mourning Doves
A group of mourning doves grieve at a gravesite while another bird points out that they always take things pretty hard.
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End of the Rainbow
A leprechaun sells “end of the rainbow” maps with financing options, turning the promise of a pot of gold into a modern-day sales pitch.
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Court Recess
An underwater courtroom pauses proceedings every 45 minutes so the whale lawyers and jury can swim to the surface for air.
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Waste Management
Two crows observe the mysterious ritual of dog walking and offer their scientific analysis.
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Act of God
The flood waters recede, the ark runs aground, and Noah files a claim. The insurance company calls it an “Act of God.”
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Premium Cuts
A herd signs up for spin class and gets a motivational speech about “lean gains.” No one seems eager to discuss the wording.
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Cheetah Dads
Some cheetahs are built for speed. Others are built for telling stories about when they were.
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C’mon Doug
Two opossums attempt to assemble 107-piece furniture. Doug does not survive the instructions.
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Cold Weather Specialists
Despite their reputation, the penguin mechanics had surprisingly little experience with defrosting.
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Advance Notice
On the icy plains of Hoth, two Rebel soldiers spot massive Imperial walkers approaching just after one reads an ominously accurate fortune cookie
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Breakfast Tactics
A group of early rising seniors convenes a tactical planning session to optimize buffet seating, mapping routes and strategies before breakfast begins.
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Running of the Gulls
A seaside town erupts in panic as tourists flee an angry pack of seagulls in this single-panel cartoon parodying the Running of the Bulls.
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Antler Trouble
A dentist begins to rethink his “all patients welcome” policy when a massive elk calmly settles into the exam chair.
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Spirit Herd
Three cows attempt a séance in a barn, only to discover the message from the other side is exactly what you’d expect.
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Invasion Logistics
In hindsight, a full-scale alien invasion might have gone more smoothly if it hadn’t been organized like a door-to-door sales pitch.
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Wrong Turn
Two snails pause on a path, realizing they may have already passed their only landmark.
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Recruiting Strategy
An ancient lesson in business growth that still looks suspiciously familiar.
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Unsocial Butterflies
A group of butterflies gather for coffee and manage to avoid social interaction entirely.
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Flight 42
A Canada goose working air traffic control radios a migrating flock, politely asking them to tighten up their uneven V formation.
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Dolphin Safe
A dolphin reviews the menu at an underwater restaurant and asks the server if the tuna salad is dolphin safe.
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Vision Test
At the optometrist’s office, a spider learns that having eight eyes doesn’t necessarily mean perfect vision.
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Ethically Sourced
A fox sells eggs at a farmers market beneath a sign reading “Fresh Eggs,” with a label on the table advertising them as ethically sourced.
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Location Services
A modern take on the Trojan Horse shows a wooden horse outside a castle with a warning reminding invaders to turn off their location services.
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Summer Nights
An elderly couple relaxes on their porch on a quiet summer night, commenting on how the local bullfrogs seem louder every year.
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Heat Advisory
Two dinosaurs watch a blazing comet streak across the sky as one calmly recalls the weather forecast.
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Small Bites
A shark spots a group of young swimmers in Spanish waters and excitedly announces “tapas".
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