Cartoon Archives

A cardigan wearing goat librarian recommends the 19th century literature section for reasons that have less to do with storytelling and more to do with the flavor of the book bindings.

A man hoses down a giant squid in his driveway while trying to convince his wife it deserves a forever home after following him back from the aquarium.

Two dolphins watch a cruise ship drift by and wonder what life must be like aboard.

Two giant robots pause mid-destruction when one realizes they may have wandered into the trendy arts neighborhood.

Passengers on a commercial flight become increasingly uneasy after hearing their cyclops pilot admit depth perception might be an issue during landing.

Napoleon Bonaparte discovers that airport security has very little respect for historical fashion choices.

A pair of bison casually block traffic in a national park while enjoying the increasingly angry reactions from tourists trapped behind them.

During another exhausting corporate meeting, one employee quietly plays “Team Meeting Bingo” using overused office buzzwords.

Two zoo workers quietly decide to pretend a random seagull inside the tropical bird enclosure belongs there.

Two astronauts stare back at Earth from space as one suddenly realizes he may have left the oven on back home.

Two judgmental sea lions watch a tourist stroll by in socks and sandals, questioning the confidence required to approve that outfit in the mirror.

Two egrets swap stories in a swamp as one admits he followed a “Free Shrimp” sign for miles before discovering it was just casino advertising. Nature meets roadside disappointment.

Socrates’ famous method hits a modern workplace wall when management decides questions are nice, but what they really need is someone with answers.

A city inspector spider shuts down a fellow spider’s web over missing permits, poor fly access, and code violations. Bureaucracy has officially reached the insect world.

Even intergalactic invasions can be derailed by the smallest human inconveniences.

Two lions quietly judge a passing safari group, revealing a very specific rule about which humans are worth eating.

A hiking trip takes a turn for the worse when Sarah’s bright red backpack attracts the attention of a gigantic hummingbird with a territorial streak.

Even in a cave, tech support advice never change, just flip it and hope for the best.

Even on the open plains, the slow, soul-crushing crawl of a Monday morning commute is unavoidable.

A chilling bedtime story takes an unexpected turn when the real horror hits a little too close to home.

A literal interpretation of “horse drawn carriages” takes an unexpected artistic turn.

A group of zebras gathers around a barrel fire in a city alley, casually embracing street life.

Some journeys of self-discovery have a clear expiration date, especially when someone else is carrying you the whole time.

Most kids dream about the future. One of them already knows how it turns out.

Frankenstein embraces modern convenience.

The traps didn’t work. The situation has escalated.

Some decisions come a little too late.

Some clients are easier to open up than others.

Two cows finish a restaurant meal and casually settle the bill.

A group of elderly dinosaurs pass the time with puzzles and board games in a quiet retirement setting.