Dry Land

Two mudskippers crawl out of the water onto a muddy shoreline. One looks worried while the other appears unimpressed. The worried mudskipper says, "I don't know, Roy ... I just feel like 'breathing air' is eventually going to lead to property taxes."
Two mudskippers crawl out of the water onto a muddy shoreline. One looks worried while the other appears unimpressed. The worried mudskipper says, "I don't know, Roy ... I just feel like 'breathing air' is eventually going to lead to property taxes."
Chapters: Animals, Nature, Ocean, Society and Money
Tags: absurd humor, adaptation, evolution, government, land animals, mudskippers, prehistoric life, property taxes, taxation
Characters: Mudskippers
Locations: Shoreline