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Chapter: Modern Life

  • Baggage Claim

    May 31, 2026

  • Exact Change

    May 31, 2026

  • A single-panel cartoon showing two large crows sitting on a railing while watching a tired man in pajamas wheel garbage and recycling bins to the curb in a suburban neighborhood. One crow says, “Each week, they perform this ritual. Wheeling their offerings to the curb and avoiding eye contact.”

    Curbside Ritual

    May 23, 2026

  • A single-panel cartoon showing two cheetah police officers hiding behind bushes beside a road in the savannah. One officer points a radar gun at a running gazelle and says, “Clocked him at sixty five… but honestly I’m just too bloated from lunch to initiate pursuit.”

    Too Bloated

    May 23, 2026

  • A single-panel cartoon set inside a library. A goat librarian wearing glasses, a cardigan, and a tie sits behind a desk with crumbs scattered around a partially eaten old book. Another goat stands in front of the desk while the librarian says, “I highly recommend the 19th century literature section. The bindings have a nice earthy texture with a hint of leather.”

    Literary Taste

    May 23, 2026

  • A single-panel cartoon showing a suburban driveway where a man sprays water from a garden hose onto a giant squid sitting beside him. He says, “He followed me home from the aquarium, honey. Can we keep him?” His unimpressed wife stands in the garage doorway with her arms crossed.

    Aquarium Pet

    May 23, 2026

  • A single-panel cartoon showing two dolphins floating in the ocean beside a large cruise ship. One dolphin says, “I almost feel sorry for them. Nothing to do but bake in the sun and wait for the next port. There is a chocolate fountain though…” The sky is bright blue with simple white clouds.

    Chocolate Fountain

    May 23, 2026

  • Two giant robots pause mid-destruction when one realizes they may have wandered into the trendy arts neighborhood.

    Art District

    May 23, 2026

  • Passengers on a commercial flight become increasingly uneasy after hearing their cyclops pilot admit depth perception might be an issue during landing.

    Final Descent

    May 19, 2026

  • Napoleon Bonaparte discovers that airport security has very little respect for historical fashion choices.

    Signature Look

    May 19, 2026

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